Theory: Why Business People Are Crazy
@ 2010-02-01 10:56:27
Filed under: Philosophy Comedy Tech
I've always wondered why business people (marketing, PR, sales, etc..) make little to no sense when they talk about technology including whatever tech they think will make their life magically easy. I happened to come across a company advertising it's services as a low cost development shop to outsource to. As an engineer, I know that outsourcing works in so few cases it's not really worth looking at (unless you are trying to cut costs and get a promotion quickly ignoring the end result of the work). In any case, here is some of their marketing material. Be prepared to be confused (or inspired if you are a business person).
Is your brain fried yet? If so, put on a suit and SELL SELL SELL!
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Filed under: Philosophy Comedy Tech
I've always wondered why business people (marketing, PR, sales, etc..) make little to no sense when they talk about technology including whatever tech they think will make their life magically easy. I happened to come across a company advertising it's services as a low cost development shop to outsource to. As an engineer, I know that outsourcing works in so few cases it's not really worth looking at (unless you are trying to cut costs and get a promotion quickly ignoring the end result of the work). In any case, here is some of their marketing material. Be prepared to be confused (or inspired if you are a business person).
What you are using our software? Unlike the other software you buy. For our software is the tool, if deployed, or a professional you must learn to apply themselves will not achieve the desired effect. When using our software than the software you buy (the tools) you will be advised and supported during implementation of the software, and you will be maintaining the software during operating software.
Is your brain fried yet? If so, put on a suit and SELL SELL SELL!
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