1991 - Dutch programmer Guido van Rossum travels to Argentina for a
mysterious operation. He returns with a large cranial scar, invents Python,
is declared Dictator for Life by legions of followers, and announces to the
world that "There Is Only One Way to Do It." Poland becomes nervous.

1. What color is your toothbrush?
White and blue I think.

2. Name one person who made you smile today:
Me.

3. What were you doing at 8 am this morning?
Sleeping.

4. What were you doing 45 minutes ago?
Reading.

5. What is your favorite candy bar?
5th Ave

6. Have you ever been to a strip club?
No.

7. What is the last thing you said aloud?
some sort of laughter

8. What is your favorite ice cream?
vanilla and cherry 

9. What was the last thing you had to drink?
Water

10. Do you like your wallet?
I guess so.

11, What was the last thing you ate?
Peanuts

12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week?
No

13, The last sporting event you watched?
I don't know, it would have been quite some time ago.

14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?
Cheddar + Butter + Carmel

15, Who is the last person you sent a text message to?
Will Foster

16, Ever go camping?
Not real camping ... but I have slept in log cabins.

17, Do you take vitamins daily?
No.

18, Do you go to church every Sunday?
Not every sunday.

19, Do you have a tan?
NO!

20, Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?
Seperate please.

21, Do you drink your soda with a straw?
No.

22, What did your last text message say?
I assume it means the last one sent to me ... 
"I just got raped by a jackelope ... Or maybe it was just a
dude dressed like a jackelope."

23, What are you doing tomorrow?
Working

25, Look to your left, what do you see?
Guitar, half stack, bike, Green Lantern power lantern

26, What color is your watch?
I don't wear a watch

27, What do you think of when you hear Australia?
Portia de Rossi

29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?
Go in.

30. What is your favorite number?
anything complex

31. Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?
My sister.

32, Any plans today?
Sleep.

33, How many states have you lived in?
Five.

34, Biggest annoyance right now?
I'm really tired but I don't want to go to bed.

35 Last song listened to?
The Clash - Red Angel Dragnet

36,Can you say the alphabet backwards?
Not quickly

37, Do you have a maid service clean your house?
No but I should.

38, Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?
I have some black vans with spider web images on them

39, Are you jealous of anyone?
Heck yeah!

40, Is anyone jealous of you?
Heck yeah!

41, Do you love anyone?
Yes.

42. Do any of your friends have children?
Yes.

43, What do you usually do during the day?
Write code, audit things, write exploits.

44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now?
Not hate.

45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily?
In other ways, yes.

46, What color is your car?
Not sure if it's really dark blue or lighter black.

47, Do you like cats?
Sure.

48. Are you thinking about someone right now?
Not until this question.

49, Have you ever been to Six Flags?
Yes.

50, How did you get your worst scar?
I think I was born with it.

18          (1) in consultation with the Office of Manage-
19           ment and Budget, develop a plan within 90 days
20           after the date of enactment of this Act to implement
21           a system to provide dynamic, comprehensive, real-
22           time cybersecurity status and vulnerability informa-
23           tion of all Federal government information systems
24           and networks managed by the Department of Com-
25           merce; and
 1           (2) implement the plan within 1 year after the
 2           date of enactment of this Act.

1      (3) efforts to make new cybersecurity tech-
2 nology, standards, and processes usable by United
3 States-based small- and medium-sized companies;

 5       (3) SOFTWARE    SECURITY.—The    Institute shall
 6 establish standards for measuring the software secu-
 7 rity using a prioritized list of software weaknesses
 8 known     to   lead  to   exploited  and   exploitable
 9 vulnerabilities. The Institute will also establish a
10 separate set of such standards for measuring secu-
11 rity in embedded software such as that found in in-
12 dustrial control systems.

13      (4) SOFTWARE    CONFIGURATION SPECIFICATION
14 LANGUAGE.—The      Institute shall, establish standard
15 computer-readable language for completely speci-
16 fying the configuration of software on computer sys-
17 tems widely used in the Federal government, by gov-
18 ernment contractors and grantees, and in private
19 sector owned critical infrastructure information sys-
20 tems and networks.

3      (6)   VULNERABILITY                         LAN-
                                 SPECIFICATION
4 GUAGE.—The    Institute shall establish standard com-
5 puter-readable language for specifying vulnerabilities
6 in software to enable software vendors to commu-
7 nicate vulnerability data to software users in real
8 time.

 9                (7) NATIONAL      COMPLIANCE STANDARDS FOR
10           ALL SOFTWARE.—
11                      (A) Protocol.—The Institute shall establish
12                 a standard testing and accreditation protocol
13                 for software built by or for the Federal govern-
14                 ment, its contractors, and grantees, and private
15                 sector owned critical infrastructure information
16                 systems and networks. to ensure that it—
17                           (i) meets the software security stand-
18                      ards of paragraph (2); and
19                           (ii) does not require or cause any
20                      changes to be made in the standard con-
21                      figurations described in paragraph (4).
22                      (B) COMPLIANCE.—The Institute shall de-
23                 velop a process or procedure to verify that—
24                           (i) software development organizations
25                      comply with the protocol established under
 1             subparagraph (A) during the software de-
 2             velopment process; and
 3                  (ii) testing results showing evidence of
 4             adequate testing and defect reduction are
 5             provided to the Federal government prior
 6             to deployment of software.

 7      (b) CRITERIA           STANDARDS.—Notwithstanding
                        FOR
 8 any other provision of law (including any Executive
 9 Order), rule, regulation, or guideline, in establishing
10 standards under this section, the Institute shall disregard
11 the designation of an information system or network as
12 a national security system or on the basis of presence of
13 classified or confidential information, and shall establish
14 standards based on risk profiles.

22           (d) COMPLIANCE ENFORCEMENT.—The Director
23 shall—
 1          (1) enforce compliance with the standards de-
 2     veloped by the Institute under this section by soft-
 3     ware manufacturers, distributors, and vendors; and

 4          (2) shall require each Federal agency, and each
 5     operator of an information system or network des-
 6     ignated by the President as a critical infrastructure
 7     information system or network, periodically to dem-
 8     onstrate compliance with the standards established
 9     under this section.

18 SEC. 7. LICENSING AND CERTIFICATION OF CYBERSECU-
19                RITY PROFESSIONALS.
20       (a) IN GENERAL.—Within 1 year after the date of
21 enactment of this Act, the Secretary of Commerce shall
22 develop or coordinate and integrate a national licensing,
23 certification, and periodic recertification program for cy-
24 bersecurity professionals.
 1      (b) MANDATORY LICENSING.—Beginning 3 years
 2 after the date of enactment of this Act, it shall be unlawful
 3 for any individual to engage in business in the United
 4 States, or to be employed in the United States, as a pro-
 5 vider of cybersecurity services to any Federal agency or
 6 an information system or network designated by the Presi-
 7 dent, or the President’s designee, as a critical infrastruc-
 8 ture information system or network, who is not licensed
 9 and certified under the program.

 3 SEC. 9. SECURE DOMAIN NAME ADDRESSING SYSTEM.
 4      (a) IN GENERAL.—Within 3 years after the date of
 5 enactment of this Act, the Assistant Secretary of Com-
 6 merce for Communications and Information shall develop
 7 a strategy to implement a secure domain name addressing
 8 system. The Assistant Secretary shall publish notice of the
 9 system requirements in the Federal Register together with
10 an implementation schedule for Federal agencies and in-
11 formation systems or networks designated by the Presi-
12 dent, or the President’s designee, as critical infrastructure
13 information systems or networks.
14      (b) COMPLIANCE REQUIRED.—The President shall
15 ensure that each Federal agency and each such system
16 or network implements the secure domain name address-
17 ing system in accordance with the schedule published by
18 the Assistant Secretary.